You Tee Quotes
- The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup.… — Ken Venturi
- Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right… — Jackie Gleason
- Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit it.… — Juli Inkster
- You draw on your own childhood every time you tee it up as an actor. — Ron Perlman
- Edward Abbey said you must brew your own beer; kick in you Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your cabin and piss off the… — Bernd Heinrich