You Suck Quotes

38 quotes by 34 authors

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck. — Tre Cool
The one thing about being a dude and writing from a female perspective is that the baseline is, you suck. The baseline is it takes… — Junot Diaz
I had an Indiana Jones fedora that I loved. I don't know what happened to it. I don't know where it went. Wish I had… — Nathan Fillion
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. — Joss Whedon
You're insane!" she shouted. "Pretty cool, huh?" "No!"Tally yelled. "Why didn't you tell me it was broken?" Shay shrugged. "More fun that way?" "More fun?"… — Scott Westerfeld
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother!… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the… — Anne Carson
I canâ€™t touch him. (Jared) Well, donâ€™t you suck. (Stryker) Oh, believe me, I couldnâ€™t agree more. Just be grateful itâ€™s not contagious. (Jared) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Any tips for winning?â€ sheâ€™d asked. â€œYeah. Do what you gotta do to survive.â€ â€œThatâ€™s it? Wow. You suck at pep talks. — Gena Showalter
You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. — Jim Butcher
Happiness is the most natural thing in the world when you have it, and the slowest, strangest, most impossible thing when you don't. It's like… — Dan Wells
Always be yourself... unless you suck. — Joss Whedon
And the last one... YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T CHEAT YOUR SUCH A LIAR I HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SEES THIS. (WHO EVER YOU ARE IM… — CORAL
What's that, now you say life sucks? Well, 99% of it is what you make of it, so if your life sucks, YOU SUCK! — --Suicidal Tendencies
Guess its probably because I have a big lesbian crush on you suck on that — Slowly_fading
On a scale of one to ten, you suck monkey balls. — Rock Cowles
You wanna know something? You suck! — Billy Madison
You know something? You SUCK! — Billy Madison
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover

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