You Rub Quotes

12 quotes by 12 authors

The more you rub a cat on the rump, the higher she sets her tail. — John Ray
The rock has strange powers. When you rub it, and run down the hill, the adrenaline flows. It's the most emotional experience I've ever had. — Michael Dean Perry
I'm an illegal alien and have been for many years. If you rub my skin, I go green. — Claire Forlani
Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you.… — Stephen Chbosky
Every time you take a step, even when you don't want to. . . . When it hurts, when it means you rub chins with… — Ray Bradbury
Rose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of… — Mira Grant
Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. — Damon Runyon
A gorgeous blonde found an old lamp and gently stroked it. I wonder if a genie will come, she mused. From inside the lamp, a… — Green Monk
'scuse me? *scoffs* Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all… — Aladdin
Now you rub some salt in, 'cause that makes it taste NICE! -Louis, the cook — The Little Mermaid
If you had a painful cut on your finger would you rub a handful of salt all over the wound? No you would not; you… — Pacifiersucker
When you rub your hands together you feel the warmth, as you tell your lover you love them, the warmth is felt in their heart......ER — Eddie Rothschild

Who Wrote These You Rub Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 12 You Rub Quotes as follows: