Yo Mama Quotes
- Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens
- Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read. — Kevin
- Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat… — Pinho
- Got that eninini-eninini Little Mermaid on my linen When yo mama sleepin you call me and get all up in it. — Nicki Minaj
- Niggas claiming to be Jetplanes but they not, pay homage the founder in the house kid, a MILF hunter ask yo' mama, she can vouch… — Currensy
- I can't disappear the stress my life's way beyond yo mama knows best. — Kid Cudi
- So be a good girl and thank yo mama She made ya steamin' like a sauna. — WillIAm
- Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now. — Dahvie Vanity
- Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big… — Uncle Elroy
- YO mama — Dad
- I wouldn't buy yo' album bootleg from yo' mama, punk. -Tricks — The Players Club
- Yo mama's so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas! — Alec Straub
- Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub
- THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi
- Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her belly.! — Jarrel Bolden