Yer Quotes
51 quotes by 29 authors
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If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.
— Jason Kravits
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Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone.
— Robert Anton Wilson
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All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark coners, nooks, and…
— Robert Anton Wilson
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The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the glorious uncertainty of it is…
— Charles Macklin
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There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete…
— Denis Leary
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The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the glorious uncertainty of it is…
— Charles Macklin
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On the field you gives it, you takes it, and yer doon't fookin' groomble!
— Vince Karalius
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Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought…
— Peter Sellers
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I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.
— Peter Sellers
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My mum used to say to me, 'Spit on yer 'ands and take a fresh 'old.' Keep going even if you have setbacks.
— Lesley Garrett
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When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
— Caroline Rhea
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Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the jagged…
— Karen Hawkins
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The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a…
— Patrick Ness
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How do you know yer alive if you don't hurt?
— Patrick Ness
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When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.'…
— Craig Ferguson
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Indian believes they ain't but two sins... bein a coward... and turnin agin yer own kind.
— Forrest Carter
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Love isn't a burst o' trumpets and a flock o' doves descendin' out o' the heavens to roost on yer heads. Tis sharin' a cup…
— Teresa Medeiros
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Love doesna always mean burning flashes o' passion. Sometimes, it's jus' the warmth o' yer hearts as they beat yer day together." ~Old Woman Nora…
— Karen Hawkins
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Yer the only friend I got, pigpiss... Ain't that the biggest tragedy you ever heard?
— Patrick Ness
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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
— Kevin Hearne
Who Wrote These Yer Quotes
29 authors contributed a total of 51 Yer Quotes, led by these top contributors: