Yer Quotes

51 quotes by 29 authors

If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him. — Jason Kravits
Ye have cast out yer brothers for devils and now complain ye, lamenting, that ye've been left to fight alone. — Robert Anton Wilson
All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark coners, nooks, and… — Robert Anton Wilson
The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the glorious uncertainty of it is… — Charles Macklin
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete… — Denis Leary
The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the glorious uncertainty of it is… — Charles Macklin
On the field you gives it, you takes it, and yer doon't fookin' groomble! — Vince Karalius
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought… — Peter Sellers
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun. — Peter Sellers
My mum used to say to me, 'Spit on yer 'ands and take a fresh 'old.' Keep going even if you have setbacks. — Lesley Garrett
When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. — Caroline Rhea
Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the jagged… — Karen Hawkins
The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About anything. "Need a… — Patrick Ness
How do you know yer alive if you don't hurt? — Patrick Ness
When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.'… — Craig Ferguson
Indian believes they ain't but two sins... bein a coward... and turnin agin yer own kind. — Forrest Carter
Love isn't a burst o' trumpets and a flock o' doves descendin' out o' the heavens to roost on yer heads. Tis sharin' a cup… — Teresa Medeiros
Love doesna always mean burning flashes o' passion. Sometimes, it's jus' the warmth o' yer hearts as they beat yer day together." ~Old Woman Nora… — Karen Hawkins
Yer the only friend I got, pigpiss... Ain't that the biggest tragedy you ever heard? — Patrick Ness
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowinâ€™ me lawn and killinâ€™ what Brits come around. — Kevin Hearne

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