Yard Sales Quotes
- Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch… — Christian Finnegan
- Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.' — Jimmy Fallon
- Relationships are like yard sales. They look great from a distance, but once you're in one, its a bunch of shit you dont need. — Tyler Davis