Yard Sale Quotes
- Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch… — Christian Finnegan
- I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could… — Jack Handey
- There are times when I feel like I'm a traveling minister. I'm trying to go out and get kids to pick-up yard sale instruments and… — Dave Grohl
- Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're important enough to charge money for our garbage.' — Jimmy Fallon
- I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of. — Will Ferrell
- As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped… — Janet Evanovich