Xmas Quotes

25 quotes by 22 authors

Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened… — W.C. Fields
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus â€” but it is still a profoundly morbid… — Hunter S. Thompson
In a few more days we will celebrate Xmas, the day we commemorate the birth of you-know-who. ...It seems the modern consensus of enlightened people… — Joseph Sobran
Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected with the [winter]… — John Silber
Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush. — Karl Pilkington
We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas — Will Rogers
wow it was sad the break up thing in xmas but in the end they got back together but the father soo hush to the… — Jacqueline Wilson
And so this is Xmas for black and for white, for yellow and red, let's stop all the fight. — John Lennon
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning. — Andy Borowitz
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Jack Handey
Its the 3rd week of october but I see Xmas trees and Xmas lights well this means december is knock in the door — Dumi
Christmas brings me a sense of nostalgia that makes me feel sadly happy and, at the same time, happily sad! — Jean-Paul Malfatti
If someone makes the effort to see you at Xmas, then marry them. They mean to much to let go — Savannah J
Fairly Used Chicken for sale.... Xmas promo is here: Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free * London used chicken - N1,200 * USA… — Glory Ebri
Done wrapping my Xmas Gift... One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present..This season… — Nix
Christmas is coming I wanna know wat kinda gift I will recieve lol..btw its not important coz being wid my self and my family really… — Chinney88
Might sound a little awkward, but I get suspicious when someone crosses out Christ on Christmas, then types Xmas. — Jeromy Shingongo
The Real meaning of Christmas is peace, if you have hate in your mind and heart you never receive the happiness of Christmas the meaning… — Berlindo Bianes
Christmas is Christ Birthday, we give love and forgive to those who make us down and hurt. but deeply in our heart is Forgiveness really… — Berlindo Bianes
Love , caress, Fan, respect, Give , and shared, this is what we do in xmas, what about if you bring biggest hurt, is the… — Berlindo Bianes

Who Wrote These Xmas Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 25 Xmas Quotes as follows: