Wrong Number Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end… — Paul Auster
Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able to call a… — Erma Bombeck
The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to find that they've… — Bruce Jenner
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? — James Thurber
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. — P.G. Wodehouse
I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even stick a stamp… — Haruki Murakami
He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked. "He got the wrong number,"… — Anthony Horowitz
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number. — Jaclyn Moriarty
Hello is this suicide hotline? No you must have the wrong number this is SearchQuotes Oh sorry! No problem .... what are you wearing? — Both Right And Left
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That was… — Troublemaker
Raj had been talking on the phone 4 about half, an hour before he hung up. his father said, Wow! That was short usually talk… — Chloe!!
Sometimes God dials a wrong number, but not by mistake. — Michael Hayssus
The kinda person to call your phone and ask for another unknown person. You say he's got the wrong number then he says, oh, so… — Epifania Savea
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. Sike! That'ss the wrong number! — Supa Hot Fire
Changed my name in my Ex's phone to Wrong Number because I'm a fucking genius. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Wrong Number Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Wrong Number Quotes as follows: