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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It… — Louis C. K.
Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask… — Oscar Wilde
I have been reading the Old Testament, a most bloodthirsty and perilous book for the young. Jehovah is beyond doubt the worst character in fiction. — Edwin Arlington Robinson
To cure us of our immoderate love of gain, we should seriously consider how many goods there are that money will not purchase, and these… — Charles Caleb Colton
Argument is the worst sort of conversation. — Jonathan Swift
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they can take your life; but the same can be said of… — Charles Caleb Colton
Of all the tyrannies that effect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst; every other species of tyranny is limited to the world we live… — Thomas Paine
And of all plagues with which mankind are curst, Ecclesiastic tyranny's the worst. — Daniel Defoe
As long as we're caught up in always looking for certainty and happiness, rather than honoring the taste and smell and quality of exactly what… — Pema Chodron
And you can win, though you face the worst, if you feel that you're going to do it. — Edgar Guest
In grief we know the worst of what we feel but who can tell the end of what we fear? — Hannah More
Democracy is the best form of the worst type of government — Winston Churchill
The proof of a man is the danger test, It shows him up at his worst, or his best. — Edgar Guest
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country,… — Rob Corddry
Tyranny is for the worst of treasons. — Lord Byron
I'm fighting against becoming soft. That's the worst thing you can say to a basketball player. — Dennis Rodman
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive. — Magic Johnson
These people didn't know anything about black people, so the only thing they could imagine was the worst thing. — Dennis Rodman
Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the… — Terry Pratchett
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater

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