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During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson
The reduction of political discourse to sound bites is one of the worst things that's happened in American political life. — John Silber
And, like poor Phaedra, we fall in love not with who we want to fall in love with, but with one who moves us, and… — FranÃ§ois Lelord
God has granted me today a very particular fondness for requesting of Him that same virtue of ever choosing the worst and that which is… — Vincent de Paul
What are gods for if not to sit in judgment over men? The Many-Faced God does not weigh men's souls, however. He gives his gift… — George R. R. Martin
I have been accused of many things in my life, but not even my worst enemy has ever accused me of being afraid to speak… — Lee Kuan Yew
It was our view of the worst that could befall our people if they were taken captive. So, what was fascinating to me was that… — Jane Mayer
Twenty miles on, we have spotted a roadside sign: 'CHAINSAW CARVED MUSHROOMS'. Troubles promptly forgotten, Stuart falls to gawping at the road ahead. What could… — Alexander Masters
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood — Groucho Marx
One of my constant reminders is, 'End practice on a happy note.' I want the boys to want to come out to practice; and I… — John Wooden
Dementors caused a person to relive the worst moments of their life. What would spoiled, pampered, bullying Dudley have been forced to hear? — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
For that was the terrible power of the dementors: to force their victims to relive the worst memories of their lives, and drown, powerless, in… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The worst thing, I fear, about being no longer young is that one is no longer young. — Harold Nicolson
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. — Plato
It is difficult for young players to learn - because of the great emphasis on records - but, ideally, the joy and frustration of sport… — John Wooden
Unfinished business is our worst business. Perpetual procrastination must yield to perceptive preparation. Today we have a little more time to bless others-time to be… — Russell M. Nelson
There is some good in the worst of us, and some evil in the best of us. — Martin Luther King, Jr.
I get the worst compliments all the time. 'Oh you're Asian? I love orange chicken.' — Jo Koy
Sometimes our brains are our own worst enemy because grace isn't logical. — Judah Smith
It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,'? says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but… — Boethius

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