Woodpecker Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. — Bob Hope
I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak. — John Goodman
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll… — Si Robertson
Somewhere lives a bad Cajun cook, just as somewhere must live one last ivory-billed woodpecker. For me, I don't expect ever to encounter either one. — William Least Heat-Moon
Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I… — Jack Handey
The day should come when all of the forms of life... will stand before the court - the pileated woodpecker as well as the coyote… — William O. Douglas
Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't… — Jeff Dunham
More birds have adapted to a changing world than have failed. Very few have the narrow tolerance of the ivory-billed woodpecker or the Bachman's warbler. — Roger Tory Peterson
If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies." While the wolf waits below, hungry and… — Louis Sachar
Even the woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head and keeps pecking away until he finishes the job he starts — Coleman Cox
My men and I have decided that our boss, the president of the United States, is as tough as woodpecker lips. — Charles A Beckwith

Who Wrote These Woodpecker Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Woodpecker Quotes as follows: