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It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago… — Stephen Colbert
And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me… — Stephen Colbert
I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward… — Stephen Colbert
In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the… — Craig Kilborn
Also, if you watch the film once, there are lots of things that you won't get because there are punch lines in the first act,… — Simon Pegg
Do theater. Because you'll develop a craft that you'll always have. It'll give you a chance to really learn how to act and you won't… — Mark Ruffalo
In another couple centuries I'm sure that worldview won't even exist.Â There's no evidence for it. — Bill Nye
I'd have avoided some of the pain if I could. Anyone would. But I wouldn't have missed knowing any of the people-even the ones whose… — Red Skelton
If there is one thing I will never have, it is an eating disorder. I won't have girls -- even if it is just one… — Kate Hudson
I have written some songs, but I would really call what I've done poetry at the end of the day, because I'll sit with my… — Amanda Seyfried
I think it's important to keep your personal life to yourself as much as you can. It protects your sanity and you need to have… — Dianna Agron
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait… — Jessica Simpson
Buck Rogers, I believe, is an illegitimate child of Galactica. I only hope Galactica won't turn in its grave. — Unknown Author
A victory? What have we won? We've won a rock in the middle of a wasteland, on the shores of a poisoned sea. — Peter O'Toole
Iâ€™m done with the winning cause Iâ€™ve already won. — Charlie Sheen
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words. — Tim Conway
One thing that's great about being a character actor is that a movie doesn't rest on your shoulders. If it bombs, it won't hurt my… — Joe Pantoliano
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I… — Jimmy Carr
She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize. — Rodney Dangerfield
Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home. — Rodney Dangerfield

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