Witty Facebook Quotes
- Always drink upstream from the herd. — Will Rogers
- Never miss a good chance to shut up. — Will Rogers
- If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. — Nikhil Saluja
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. — Nikhil Saluja
- Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. — Nikhil Saluja
- Abortion It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish. — Nikhil Saluja
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. — Nikhil Saluja
- You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining. — Nikhil Saluja
- Act like a lady. Think like a man(iac). — Nikhil Saluja
- People who use the phrase I'm not here to judge are the most judgmental people you'll ever meet. — Nikhil Saluja
- How about never? Is never good for you? — Nikhil Saluja
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. — Nikhil Saluja
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't tweet here. I'm a consultant. — Nikhil Saluja
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. — Nikhil Saluja