Wittiest Quotes

15 quotes by 13 authors

I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and… — Sophia Bush
Advertising companies hire the very brightest, wittiest young people to write for them. Not one single sentence of it is worth repeating. Why? Because it… — Brenda Ueland
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write… — Harlan Ellison
Already known as one of Americaâ€™s best and wittiest poets, William Trowbridge has, in Ship of Fool, found the perfect vessel to convey his vision:… — Charles Harper Webb
Consider what you have in the smallest well-chosen library-a company of the wisest and wittiest men which can be plucked out of all civilized countries… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things. — Augustus Hare
Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library. A company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made. — John Allen Paulos
If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. I think a better idea would be… — Jane Wagner
Tis never for their wisdom that one loves the wisest, or for their wit that one loves the wittiest; 'tis for benevolence and virtue and… — Hester Lynch Piozzi
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known. — Sarah Jessica Parker
The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on Earth. — Stendhal
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die… — Lily Tomlin
Beauty is something that is hard to debate. Every man thinks his ideal the best. But the wittiest woman rise to the top of this… — Anne Mallory
Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil… — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who Wrote These Wittiest Quotes

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