Wits Quotes

174 quotes by 147 authors

I assure you, you will never survive on your wits alone. — LeBron James
It has always been the perogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit,… — Neil Gaiman
What do you do when the story changes in midlife? When a tale you have told yourself turns out to be a little untrue, just… — Gail Caldwell
You've got Hezbollah in Arizona. You've got Mexican drug cartels operating in Arizona. You've got the steady stream of illegals over the border, and you've… — Rush Limbaugh
If I was ever a rare fine summer person, that's long ago. Most of us are half-and-half. The August noon in us works to stave… — Ray Bradbury
Lord, enlighten thou our enemies. Sharpen their wits, give acuteness to their perceptions, and consecutiveness and clearness to their reasoning powers: we are in danger… — John Stuart Mill
I probably have a 20,000-word vocabulary. I'll match my wits with anyone on literature, science and the arts. — Mike Tyson
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits. — Victor Hugo
No evil is without its compensation. The less money, the less trouble; the less favor, the less envy. Even in those cases which put us… — Seneca the Younger
When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor. — Austin O'Malley
For as the body grows old, so the wits grow old and become blind towards all things alike. — Herodotus
The mental disease of the present generation is impatience of study, contempt of the great masters of ancient wisdom, and a disposition to rely wholly… — Samuel Johnson
I will not wage war against women and children! I have instructed my air force to limit their attacks to military objectives. However, if the… — Adolf Hitler
For action, whatever its immediate purpose, also implies relief at doing something, anything, and the joy of exertion. This is the optimism that is inherent… — Blaise Cendrars
It seems probable that once the machine thinking method had started, it would not take long to outstrip our feeble powersâ€¦ They would be able… — Alan Turing
O love, what strange and wonderful fits: one sole thing, one beauty alone, can give me life and deprive me of wits. — Unknown Author
That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another — Fred Trueman
Evidently, quality of wits is more important than quantity. — Claudius
No one could match Howlin' Wolf for the singular ability to rock the house down to the foundation while simultaneously scaring its patrons out of… — Cub Koda
The dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. — William Shakespeare

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