Wit Quotes

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Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him. — Ritu Ghatourey
Teacher: name 1 common cause of hrt attacks esp wit Guys.. Student: hugging Gals wit small boobs — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh
You had a good girl but you cheated on her, disrespected her, lied to her and neglected her and now u are wit hoe n… — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh
Im the wrong man to fck wit!!!! lol — Meehhhhhh
Yes, I have made lots of mistakes in my lyf.! coz, Lyf doesn't come wit User's Manual My Lyf-My way-My rules'..! — HeArT BReAk
Sad lines by broken Heart - U touched my Heart wit a thousand Pleasure and broke it into Million Pieces. — A Josland
In private life he was good-natured, chearful, social; inelegant in his manners, loose in his morals. He had a coarse, strong wit, which he was… — Philip Dormer Stanhope
All that we might have been, all that we werefire, tears, wit, taste, martyred ambition stirs like the memory of refused adultery the drained and… — Adrienne Rich
You think them niggas you wit are wit you? — Ms_shy_fly;)
It has often been a solid Grief to me, when I have reflected on this glorious Nation, which is the Scene of publick Happiness and… — Richard Steele
People may say they have to do things and you walk away next thing you know you find them wit someone else. you'll pause and… — Ibin
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in… — Philip Dormer Stanhope
Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he's sojoyous and bright, And he bubbles… — Sir William Schwenck Gilbert
Do you really love his/her ways when you see her wit ur bestfriend kissing her — Dr Ben Carson
That is coupled to foul thraldom. But if he had assayed it, Then all perquer he should it wit; And should think freedom more to… — John Barbour
The longer a woman remains single, the more apprehensive she will be of entering into the state of wedlock. At seventeen or eighteen, a girl… — Samuel Richardson
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal… — Sniper Alpacino
I cannot imagine why we should be at the expense to furnish wit for succeeding ages, when the former have made no sort of provision… — Ritu Ghatourey
Heyy Vicki well where do I start with you the fact you made SQ is amazing I llove yah sooo much like yah wouldnt believe… — Talyiah
Am not lucky am blessed by the man Jesus himself ,your hate and negativity is my optimism and prosperity via karma,she loves me so hate… — Charles Soler

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