Wipe My Ass Quotes
- Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes… — Lisa Lampanelli
- I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja
- You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or wipe my ass. — Green Monk
- Shittin on you bitches, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass. — Lil Wayne
- I spoil them bitches, I employ them niggas. Wipe my ass with the riches like it's some toilet tissue. — Rick Ross