William Tell Quotes
- William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea. — Sid Waddell
- My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. — Billy Connolly
- An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger. — Dan Rather