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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that… — Dave Barry
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. — Dave Barry
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm… — Dave Barry
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. — Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find… — Dave Barry
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. — Lynda Barry
I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go… — Drew Barrymore
When life knocks you to your knees, and it will, why, get up! If it knocks you to your knees again, as it will, well,… — Ethel Barrymore
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. — John Barrymore
When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now… — John Adams
Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of… — John Adams
What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little… — Bruce Barton
If you have anything really valuable to contribute to the world it will come through the expression of your own personality, that single spark of… — Bruce Barton
Economy, prudence, and a simple life are the sure masters of need, and will often accomplish that which, their opposites, with a fortune at hand,… — Clara Barton
I will use my position as chairman emeritus on the Energy and Commerce Committee to try to bring some common sense to EPA regulations. — Joe Barton
Some tribes of birds will relieve and rear up the young and helpless, of their own and other tribes, when abandoned. — William Bartram
Of course, there are a lot of ways you can treat the blues, but it will still be the blues. — Count Basie
Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you… — Saint Basil

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