Wife Left Quotes
- It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. — Denis Norden
- I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road. — Brian Welch
- I asked my friend if he wanted to hear something funny, He said yes, I replied my wife left me. He waited a second and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich