Wife Gets Quotes
- My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano
- When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
- My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. — Michael Weatherly
- When my wife gets mad at me, I remind myself that she is much smarter than I am and so I probably deserve it, even… — Michael Weatherly
- MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja
- Relationships are a give and take; I 'give' you the dick and you 'take' your ass home before my wife gets here. — Nikhil Saluja