Wiener Quotes

13 quotes by 13 authors

Please try not to be such a wiener-head. — Dave Barry
The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous. — Jessica Simpson
Matthew Wiener on 'Mad Men' writes the entire series before they start shooting, and if you have that, then what you can do with character… — Salman Rushdie
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms.… — Adam Selzer
She looked up, her face pink as a Christmas ham. â€œYou ever try chasing down a car?â€ she gasped. â€œIâ€™ll one-up you. I gave Scott… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have… — Rick Riordan
I grew up in Austria, and for me real comfort food is Wiener Schnitzel. Wiener Schnitzel and mashed potatoes because it reminds me of my… — Wolfgang Puck
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of… — Homer Simpson
Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis. — Beavis And Butthead
Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis. -Beavis — Beavis And Butt-Head
Even though it's wetter, and it feels much better, youll feel much cleaner, with a wrapped up wiener. — Zach Taylor
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs and… — Amit Verma
I like my women like I like my mustard, spread right on top of my wiener. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Wiener Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 13 Wiener Quotes as follows: