Whipped Cream Quotes

30 quotes by 28 authors

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away. — Damon Runyon
But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry… — Meg Ryan
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any! — Moe Howard
Itâ€™s a trifle. Itâ€™s got all of these layers. First thereâ€™s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made… — Rachel
I guess ... I'm going to get that ice cream sundae they give you on the airplane. I usually pass on that, but I think… — Terence Winter
It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly. — Susan Sarandon
You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do. — Lou Albano
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler
Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop]. — Scott McNealy
I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea. — Doug Davidson
I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream. — Walt Disney
If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel. — Ron Fournier
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled… — Frank Zappa
Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when… — Sarah Vowell
Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura were… — Katherine Mansfield
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen… — Roald Dahl
We did make use, from time to time, of candles, neckties, scarves, shoelaces, a little water-color paintbrush, her hairbrush, butter, whipped cream, strawberry jam, Johnsonâ€™s… — Spider Robinson
The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top — Sarah Vowell
So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We could even put… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The true reader reads every work seriously in the sense that he reads it whole-heartedly, makes himself as receptive as he can. But for that… — C.S. Lewis

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