Week Old Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. — Robert Anderson
What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining. — Mike Ditka
My daughter, when she was a week old, was diagnosed with congenital heart disease. For the past thirteen years, she's had four major heart surgeries.… — Nick Cassavetes
He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. — Fintan O'Toole
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks
Medical research has shown that when an 8 week old human foetus is pricked in the palm of his hand by a needle, he opens… — Mark Volman
Our family adopted Paulie from a shelter as an 8-week-old puppy. We've had him for 11 years, and I think it was valuable for the… — Kyra Sedgwick
I came to Houston for a job, the reason most people move halfway across the country with a first grader and a five-week-old. I came… — Justin Cronin
When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up the shower drain… — Audrey Niffenegger
You know you're in love with somebody when you wake up next to them, comfortable despite your breath smelling like the week-old water at the… — Elliot Perlman
Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a week old?' 'She's… — Derek Landy
I have to say that I thought search-and-rescue duties over Snowdonia were physically and mentally demanding, but looking after a 3-week-old baby is up there! — Prince William
I was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck. — Bear Grylls
My daddy came to see us c: in 2 days my baby will already be a week old! — Lexi

Who Wrote These Week Old Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 Week Old Quotes as follows: