Week I Got Quotes
- I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell — Garry Shandling
- My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield
- When I wrote my blog and went to fashion week, I got a lot of shade from older editors about paying my dues and educating… — Tavi Gevinson
- Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth. — Louis C. K.
- I wish I had time to explain everything I did. Almost everything was done with an eye on the GLBT movement...last week I got a… — Harvey Milk
- Much better than it has been all week. I got sick again this week, so I wasn't really able to breathe. I was on antibiotics… — Gabrielle Daleman
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen
- On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a skid… — Rick Mercer
- Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth. — Louis CK
- I am not saying another word, just last week I got my heart break, I can't take another one until next Friday !! — Glen Rambharack