Wee Quotes

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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is… — Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is… — Mark Twain
Itt iss Eevillâ€¦" "What is going to happen?" "Wee wwill cconnttinnue tto ffightt!"â€¦ "And weâ€™re not alone, you know, children," came Mrs.Whatsit, the comforter. "â€¦some… — Madeleine L'Engle
We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! — Robert Burns
Tis a sad day when ye ha' t' pinch yerself t' see if ye're awake or in th' midst o' a night terror. 'Tis a… — Karen Hawkins
Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the jagged… — Karen Hawkins
Because everyone is guilty for everyone else. For all the 'wee ones,' because there are little children and big children. All people are 'wee ones.'… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Needless to say, they refused to submit to the Empire, conducting such a persistent guerrilla war that the Romans gave up hope of conquering Scotland,… — Terry Pratchett
Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought… — Chelsea Handler
I thought you were a drunk." "A drunk?" "Bloodshot eyes, dirty clothes, getting home in the wee hours of the morning, making a lot of… — Linda Howard
Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: "Socks wi'oot… — Terry Pratchett
Don't you *ever* let go?" "I haven't yet." "Why?" "I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to… — Terry Pratchett
Love and hate hold hands always so it made natural sense that they'd get confused by upset married folk in the wee hours once in… — Daniel Woodrell
Love doesna always mean burning flashes o' passion. Sometimes, it's jus' the warmth o' yer hearts as they beat yer day together." ~Old Woman Nora… — Karen Hawkins
Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock — Terry Pratchett
Did you ever see so many pee-wee hats, Carl?" "They're beanies." "They call them pee-wees in Brooklyn." "But I'm not in Brooklyn." "But you're still… — Betty Smith
Don't die on me," she whispered when the clock struck midnight and he still had not moved. "It's only a little shoulder wound. Goddess, George-don't… — Tamora Pierce
The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap… — Karen Marie Moning

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