Watermelon Quotes

37 quotes by 35 authors

Take shots at em, I guess you could call it a parody. But compared to D, they one-fourth from watermelon to a quarter felon, dude… — Drake
You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. — Roy Bean
I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts. — Edward Abbey
Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be… — Harvey Mackay
My cat can eat a whole watermelon. — Crispin Glover
It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and… — Boris Johnson
For me, Fellini was like a watermelon. It is there. A watermelon cannot die. — Roberto Benigni
Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At once… — W D Richter
With a sound like a bat hitting a watermelon, pirate fist connected with pirate jaw and a gold tooth bounced across the deck. — Gideon Defoe
Some people kiss as if they were eating watermelon — Saadat Hasan Manto
I don't know what's wrong with me. When I was a girl they had this aviary in one of my foster homes and I'd go… — Susan Strasberg
If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat — Wally Amos
If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a slice… — Seungsahn
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon… — Jad Abumrad
When my nine goes buck, it will bust your head like a watermelon dropping 12 stories up. — Ice Cube
I tore up my knee break dancing. I have no idea how that happened. Apparently these legs are meant for swimming, but not dancing. I… — Ryan Lochte
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a… — John Steinbeck
In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. — Richard Brautigan
But happiness is not always loud and bright and crowded. Happiness ripens like a watermelon, sweet and rosy on the inside with only a thin… — E L Konigsburg
The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by… — Mark Twain

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