Waterbed Quotes
- My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman
- I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout. — Joan Rivers
- WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja
- Laid up in that all day, can't get out that waterbed. Talk nasty for ya boy, silent treatment for the feds. — Fabolous