Washing Machine Quotes

39 quotes by 37 authors

If your washing machine stops working and you're addicted to appliances that work, you'll get upset and you will suffer. If you prefer that your… — Ken Keyes Jr.
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing
Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. — Whoopi Goldberg
My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication. — Uma Thurman
Everyone wants a piece of land. It's the only sure investment. It can never depreciate like a car or a washing machine. Land will double… — Sam Shepard
But there's so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. That's where we are.… — Jeff Bezos
How unhappy are you that your dishwasher has replaced washing dishes by hand, your washing machine has displaced washing clothes by hand or your vacuum… — Hal Varian
We are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine stage with the Internet. — Jeff Bezos
Being unique is what's cool. Normal? What's normal? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy
Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going. — Gillian Anderson
If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will… — Maria Bartiromo
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. — Wynonna Judd
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. — Milton Berle
Often, when you see yourself on the screen, you feel like a sweater that's been put through the washing machine. You have the impression of… — Emmanuelle Beart
The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to… — Jeremy Paxman
The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism. — Doris Lessing
Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings. — Trisha Goddard
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. — Whoopi Goldberg
I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs. — Elton John
Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a… — Terry Pratchett

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