Waitresses Quotes

13 quotes by 12 authors

I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I worry about all… — Mack Brown
After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can… — Billy Wilder
All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities. — Spalding Gray
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable resistance. Older chaps… — Rowan Pelling
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error… — Todd Barry
Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. — Ray Romano
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the restaurant for him,… — Tony D'Souza
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good… — Leonardo DiCaprio
A poet could write volumes about diners, because they're so beautiful. They're brightly lit, with chrome and booths and Naugahyde and great waitresses. Now, it… — David Lynch
But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips, the daintiest dimples,… — Sarah Vowell
Eric,â€ she said, â€œmaybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!â€ â€œThat would be something to… — Charlaine Harris

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