Waiter Says Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white… — Helen Fielding
• When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the… — Megan Fox
• A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, SHIVERING MADAM. — Liam Foster

Who Wrote These Waiter Says Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Waiter Says Quotes as follows:

• 1 Waiter Says Quote by Helen Fielding
• 1 Waiter Says Quote by Megan Fox
• 1 Waiter Says Quote by Liam Foster