Velcro Quotes
18 quotes by 15 authors
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
— Dave Barry
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If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro
— Bruce Fogle
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Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.
— Dave Barry
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When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes.
— Ashley Rickards
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Velcro: what a rip-off.
— Tim Vine
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Even if you were to fall into extreme financial hardship and file for bankruptcy, you need to understand that your student loan debt will not…
— Suze Orman
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I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded…
— Sylvester Stallone
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The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. It was the beginning of a new era. The visual took…
— Sylvester Stallone
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Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you…
— Dave Barry
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When you don't fit in, you become superhuman. You can feel everyone else's eyes on you, stuck like Velcro. You can hear a whisper about…
— Jodi Picoult
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I know in the spy movies it always looks really cool when the operative goes from a maid's uniform to a slinky, sexy, ballgown in…
— Ally Carter
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So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.
— Mindy Kaling
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You’re like Marilyn Monroe,’ Ken tells me, which I take as a compliment and say a nervous “Thank Youâ€. Interrupting, he adds, ‘You’re all velvet…
— Emma Forrest
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Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro surface.
— Bradley Chicho
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Its no secret we're close like sweaty velcro, like latex fur and feathers stuck together
— Type O Negative
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As I search for my slice of that piece of mindd=== know folks that kill just to watch them die==soul of a jurassic lion down…
— Dru Stone
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Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They…
— Andy Van Slyke
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There ain't no catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the Velcro Fly.
— ZZ Top
Who Wrote These Velcro Quotes
15 authors contributed a total of 18 Velcro Quotes as follows: