Velcro Quotes

18 quotes by 15 authors

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. — Dave Barry
If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro — Bruce Fogle
Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. — Dave Barry
When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes. — Ashley Rickards
Velcro: what a rip-off. — Tim Vine
Even if you were to fall into extreme financial hardship and file for bankruptcy, you need to understand that your student loan debt will not… — Suze Orman
I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded… — Sylvester Stallone
The action movies changed radically when it became possible to Velcro your muscles on. It was the beginning of a new era. The visual took… — Sylvester Stallone
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you… — Dave Barry
When you don't fit in, you become superhuman. You can feel everyone else's eyes on you, stuck like Velcro. You can hear a whisper about… — Jodi Picoult
I know in the spy movies it always looks really cool when the operative goes from a maid's uniform to a slinky, sexy, ballgown in… — Ally Carter
So Iâ€™m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling
Youâ€™re like Marilyn Monroe,â€™ Ken tells me, which I take as a compliment and say a nervous â€œThank Youâ€. Interrupting, he adds, â€˜Youâ€™re all velvet… — Emma Forrest
Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro surface. — Bradley Chicho
Its no secret we're close like sweaty velcro, like latex fur and feathers stuck together — Type O Negative
As I search for my slice of that piece of mindd=== know folks that kill just to watch them die==soul of a jurassic lion down… — Dru Stone
Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They… — Andy Van Slyke
There ain't no catch, all you got to do is snatch, do the Velcro Fly. — ZZ Top

Who Wrote These Velcro Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 18 Velcro Quotes as follows: