Vegetables Quotes

540 quotes by 418 authors

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don't want it piled high with… — Herman Cain
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about! — Tom Jones
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables. — Clint Eastwood
If we range through the whole territory of nature, and endeavour to extract from each department the rich stores of knowledge and pleasure they respectively… — Joseph Paxton
One farmer says to me, "You cannot live on vegetable food solely, for it furnishes nothing to make the bones with;" and so he religiously… — Henry David Thoreau
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless… — Robert Orben
The whole Mediterranean, the sculpture, the palm, the gold beads, the bearded heroes, the wine, the ideas, the ships, the moonlight, the winged gorgons, the… — Lawrence Durrell
Botany, n. The science of vegetables - those that are not good to eat, as well as those that are. It deals largely with their… — Ambrose Bierce
Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli. — Bill Cosby
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz
This root [the potato], no matter how much you prepare it, is tasteless and floury. It cannot pass for an agreeable food, but it supplies… — Denis Diderot
When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally.... — Laurie Colwin
In the centre of a spacious table rose a pastry as large as a church, flanked on the north by a quarter of cold veal,… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I do not believe that you have to spend a lot of money to eat well: it is hard to beat a plain old baked… — Laurie Colwin
For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough. — M.F.K. Fisher
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard
Beans are highly nutritious and satisfying, they can also be delicious if and when properly prepared, and they posses over all vegetables the great advantage… — Andre Simon
There was an old man of Orleans, Who was given to eating of beans; Till once out of sport, he swallowed a quart, That dyspeptic… — Edward Lear
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans. — Fran Lebowitz
Red beans and ricely yours. — Louis Armstrong

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