Variety Show Quotes

11 quotes by 10 authors

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of… — Todd Barry
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things… — Carol Burnett
Singing for royalty is a dream of mine - I'd absolutely love to sing for the Queen at the Royal Variety Show. All the contestants… — Susan Boyle
If the Royal Variety Show was put in a matter transportation machine with the Royal Institution Christmas lectures, this is what you'd get. — Robin Ince
If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps. — P.J. O'Rourke
When a music teacher that I had at school was taken ill and we had a variety show and I had to fill in -… — Lily Allen
I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the… — Steve Harvey
For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show. — Penn Jillette
Obviously neither 'American Idol' nor 'Dancing With the Stars' is a variety show in the classic sense, but the way they incorporate elements of drama,… — Tom Shales
I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted… — Carol Burnett
There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most local stations had a midday show for housewives… — Jim Henson

Who Wrote These Variety Show Quotes

10 authors contributed a total of 11 Variety Show Quotes as follows: