Vanilla Quotes

88 quotes by 84 authors

The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced… — George Carlin
So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop… — Paul Reiser
There is a joy in the actual taste of vanilla ice cream that does not come from knowing the chemical formula of vanilla. There is… — Charles Tart
But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry… — Meg Ryan
I carry McCormickâ€™s Pure Vanilla [in my purse]â€”the baking kindâ€”and dab it on my neckâ€¦ Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to the last ditch… — Noel Coward
And that's one thing that helps me is I learn it blandly, vanilla, then I don't try to act it too soon because you start… — Jeff Daniels
Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality. — Heather King
When I lose touch with the audience and the reality of what life really is, I'll be Vanilla Ice or something. — Wyclef Jean
He boils milk with fresh ginger, a quarter of a vanilla bean, and tea that is so dark and fine-leaved that it looks like black… — Peter HÃ¸eg
These days... it's all vanilla sex for me. — Larry Flynt
The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices,… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The longer I live, the more I have the feeling like God looks down, like when you've just bitten into a vanilla ice cream cone,… — Rich Mullins
You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds like vanilla ice… — Skitch Henderson
You ask people what their ethnicity is, and a lot of Scots-Irish people either don't know or if they know it they just don't acknowledge… — John Shelton Reed
In airplanes you have a choice between chocolate and vanilla. One year could be vanilla or it could be chocolate. I don't attach any relevance… — Gordon Bethune
I think it was Alfred Hitchcock who said 90 percent of successful moviemaking is in the casting. The same is true in life. Who you… — Rob Lowe
Among the cognoscenti, though, it is not just about elaborate new flavors. I always consider the main test of ice cream to be the simple… — Jeffrey Steingarten
The Australian form of self-respect, however rough-and-ready, heart-of-gold, come-and-take-pot-luck-with-us, and matily extrovert it is, essentially, genteel, ingrowing, self-pitying, vanilla-ice-cream hearted, its central fear a fear… — Hal Porter
The awkward truth, according to one study, is that 90 percent of 8-to-16-year-ol ds have viewed pornography online. Considering the standard climax to even the… — Gail Dines

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