Van Quotes

362 quotes by 272 authors

Everyone's eyes are blue and everyone's mouth is dry and nobody wants to die. In Van Nuys... — Sixx AM
That awkward moment when you realize there's no candy in the van. — Me Myself And I
Hungrier than a cannibal trapped in a van of cantelopes — Earl Sweatshirt
The Odd nigga with a spoon in your danimals. As hungry as a cannibal, trapped in a van of cantaloupes. — Earl Sweatshirt
Hey I'm Alexa get in my van everyone knows I'm a 40 yr old man but it's ok just send me your nudes but wait… — Ashe Jackson
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Igot a gun, get in the van — Anomynous
Amour me. Jet'aime me. Liefde me. Ik hou van jou me...in other words, love me. — Daley
Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with. -Bree Van De… — Desperate Housewives
This is the way I see it, good friends offer to help in a crisis, great friends don't take no for an answer. -Bree Van… — Desperate Housewives
I'm taking my champagne and ageing eggs and I'm going. -Bree Van De Kamp — Desperate Housewives
I try to hold my head up and smile and just bake more pies for the church social. But now your ex is camped out… — Desperate Housewives
It couldn't kill Van Statten, it couldn't kill me. It's changing. What about you, Doctor? What the hell are you changing into? — Rose Tyler
I'm gonna do four or five of these movies, and it's going to become my career. I'll have to keep expanding the bat suit, because… — Michael Keaton
What else? She is so beautiful. You dont get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know… — John Green
That guy should've been arrested, and instead he's playing basketball. Why do you think that is? Do you think if he was Keith Van Horn,… — John Rocker
Self is the only prison that can ever bind the soul. ~Henry Van Dyke — Henry Van Dyke
I wanna do dumb things. I'm talking: strolling-in-the-park things. Stealing kisses straddled on park swings in the daylight while the ice cream van sings little… — Floetry
You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've… — Charlie Brown Christmas
No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar,… — Joe Dirt
W]ith them we'll beat little Van, Van, Van is a used up man — State Of Indiana

Who Wrote These Van Quotes

272 authors contributed a total of 362 Van Quotes, led by these top contributors: