Vacuum Cleaner Quotes

27 quotes by 26 authors

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore
When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner. — Sam Ewing
My religious upbringing was comically strict â€” even the Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner was banned. In our house, no one was allowed to refer to… — Katy Perry
If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary. — Gene Simmons
How unhappy are you that your dishwasher has replaced washing dishes by hand, your washing machine has displaced washing clothes by hand or your vacuum… — Hal Varian
A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. — Elsa Maxwell
My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the vacuum cleaner, but,… — Gary A. Kowalski
It sounded like a very loud vacuum cleaner behind us. — David J. C. MacKay
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run… — Steve Burns
English has been this vacuum cleaner of a language, because of its history meeting up with the Romans and then the Danes, the Vikings and… — David Crystal
I like stuff designed by dead people. The old designers. They always got it right because they didn't have to grow up with computers. All… — John Maeda
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, seems to offer more entertainment possibilities than the television set. — Harriet Van Horne
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. — Sophia Loren
Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products. — Chuck Palahniuk
Amazing. You were so attached to it, and it still disappeared for you." â€œAttached! I was whocking that cloud with everything I had! Fireballs, laser… — Richard Bach
Like some kind of strange vacuum cleaner I tried to console him. I recited the same old litanies that you say to people when you… — Richard Brautigan
Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch. — Max Lucado
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger
I played didgeridoo from a young age - on the vacuum cleaner, initially. — Xavier Rudd

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