Utterly Bizarre Quotes by Steve Allen

More Quotes by Steve Allen

Steve Allen has 15 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would…
• Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised…
• Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
• In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.
• If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.
• I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
• One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.
• Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

See all 15 quotes by Steve Allen »