Users Quotes

537 quotes by 379 authors

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. — Scott Adams
I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. — Jeff Bezos
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him? — Tom Clancy
Why is it that drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users? — Clifford Stoll
Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death. — Harry J. Anslinger
As devices multiply and usage changes (many users coming online today may never use a desktop machine), it becomes more and more important to ensure… — Larry Page
We have always tried to concentrate on the long term, and to place bets on technology we believe will have a significant impact over time.… — Larry Page
I have always believed that technology should do the hard work - discovery, organization, communication - so users can do what makes them happiest: living… — Larry Page
We have no intention of shipping another bloated OS and shoving it down the throats of our users. — Paul Maritz
We have always wanted Google to be a company that is deserving of great love. But we recognize this is an ambitious goal because most… — Larry Page
Software sucks because users demand it to. — Nathan Myhrvold
Google Maps are phenomenal. Yep, ask an Apple user. — Eric Schmidt
The methods that will most effectively minimize the ability of intruders to compromise information security are comprehensive user training and education. Enacting policies and procedures… — Kevin Mitnick
The user's going to pick dancing pigs over security every time. — Bruce Schneier
Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more 'user-friendly'... Their best approach so far has been to take all the old brochures and… — Bill Gates
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users'. — Edward Tufte
Casual drug users should be taken out and shot. — Daryl Gates
Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers, it makes products difficult to plan, build and test, it introduces security challenges, and it causes… — Ray Ozzie
It seems reasonable to envision, for a time 10 or 15 years hence, a "thinking center" that will incorporate the functions of present-day libraries together… — J. C. R. Licklider

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