Used Car Quotes

16 quotes by 16 authors

• Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results are regarded by… — Martin Gardner
• When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission… — Larry Lujack
• Alan Paul plunges into Chinese life and takes us along for the ride, through vegetable markets, used-car lots, Taoist temples, divey bars, and a beachside… — Peter Hessler
• Jim Greenfield’s The Taxman Cometh will undoubtedly put a smile on the face of even the most dedicated big government freeloader. In the ‘Everyone Deserves… — Lars Larson
• The Open Road goes to the used-car lot. — Louis Simpson
• I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen. — Cher
• I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons… — Frank Zappa
• Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous… — Jerry Seinfeld
• There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a)… — Mike Huckabee
• My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz… — Vin Diesel
• America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing… — Hunter S. Thompson
• Now. Maybe you think it is arrogant or self centered, or ridiculous for me to believe that God bothered to wiggle a cheap bolt out… — Anne Lamott
• I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz
• The rule of the Morrell family was over, and Richard owned a used-car lot and Monica worked at a nail salon, until one day she… — Rachel Caine
• I'm limitless bitch so don't tell me what my limits is/ Lemon in ya eye and I shine so they squint a bit/ Runnin back… — Tactics
• I'm feeling like a used car. My body's shot, my rear end's dragging and I can't keep my hood up. — Nishan Panwar

Who Wrote These Used Car Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 16 Used Car Quotes as follows:

• 1 Used Car Quote by Charles M. Schulz
• 1 Used Car Quote by Martin Gardner
• 1 Used Car Quote by Larry Lujack
• 1 Used Car Quote by Peter Hessler
• 1 Used Car Quote by Lars Larson
• 1 Used Car Quote by Louis Simpson
• 1 Used Car Quote by Cher
• 1 Used Car Quote by Frank Zappa
• 1 Used Car Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
• 1 Used Car Quote by Mike Huckabee
• 1 Used Car Quote by Vin Diesel
• 1 Used Car Quote by Hunter S. Thompson
• 1 Used Car Quote by Anne Lamott
• 1 Used Car Quote by Rachel Caine
• 1 Used Car Quote by Tactics
• 1 Used Car Quote by Nishan Panwar