Urinate Quotes

20 quotes by 18 authors

I wouldn't urinate in his ear if his brain was on fire! — Bobby Hull
Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? The potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? The drink that does nothing worse than… — Milan Kundera
I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know… — Jack Handey
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst
If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.... — Phil Donahue
I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would… — Ozzy Osbourne
When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They… — Johnny Depp
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in… — Aldous Huxley
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every… — Jordan Sonnenblick
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator.… — Patrick Rothfuss
Mine is a very matter-of-fact approach to the problem. If you can select a population and they're educated and they're properly brought up, then you… — Lee Kuan Yew
Two thousand miles, Rachel,â€ he said tightly, and I guessed that no, it didnâ€™t violate the rules of whatever he was doing out here, because… — Kim Harrison
You replaced me with a shaved poodle?â€ â€œHeâ€™s got mad skills.â€ Derekâ€™s eyebrows crept up. â€œHe can vomit and urinate at the same time and… — Ilona Andrews
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst
Can you imagine the Founding Fathers saying that the major source of authority in [your] life can make you drop your pants and urinate as… — Gene Guerrero
I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing. — Immortal Technique
A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of… — Seth Meyers
When a woman try to urinate like a man, she wets her hand — Obrafour
No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet. — Sammy Bond

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