Urinal Quotes
- Thou art a Castilian King urinal! — William Shakespeare
- The parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer. Parodies are what you write when you are associate editor of the Harvard Lampoon. The… — Ernest Hemingway
- But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that? — Lara Flynn Boyle
- Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes. — Leslie Nielsen
- You can’t bring an unwritten place to life without losing something substantial. Manila is the cradle, the graveyard, the memory. The Mecca, the Cathedral, the… — Miguel Syjuco
- I won't eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn't a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can't be… — Anthony Bourdain
- I thought to discourage aesthetics... I threw the bottlerack and the urinal in their faces and now they admire them for their aesthetic beauty. — Marcel Duchamp
- In France one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal. — Gertrude Stein
- Love: a burnt match skating in a urinal. — Hart Crane
- I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled "science fiction" ... and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics… — Kurt Vonnegut
- An hour before his world exploded like a ripe tomato under a stiletto heel, Myron bit into a fresh pastry that tasted suspiciously like urinal… — Harlan Coben
- That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles and his hands… — Brian Zilinek
- I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next… — Nikhil Saluja