Ur Mom Quotes
- I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!?… — Simone Elkeles
- When ur a lady nd ur mom tells u that ur beautyfull she is expressing her love to you ,if a stranger tells you that… — Koos Matlala
- Ur mom — Confucius
- Gret sex is good sex but bad sex is ur mom — Your Mom
- I could of got laid but I got high., I could have gone to college but I got high.; I could have done ur mom… — Luuluu
- Whats the diffrence between a corvette and a blow job:ur mom din't a corvette — John
- UR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE BABYSITS SHE SITS ON THE BABY!!!!!!!! LOL HAHAH THT MOM WUZ SURE STUPID LOL LMFAO — JENNIFER CERVANTES!!:)
- That moment wen u are like 17 and ur wit ur girlfriend n ur mom shows her ur embarrassin piccs — Shonta Banks