Updates Quotes

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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Danish
I just wanna be the reader, the liker or the commenter now. No more status updates... — Sim
Some people just need to change there Status updates to ** NEEDS ATTENTION** — LEETEYA
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in… — Pinho
Relationships have became harder now because now conversations have become texting, arguments have become phone calls, and the feelings have become status updates. — Anurag Prakash Ray
Week after week, the heads of Red Army Intelligence received updates on the Wehrmacht's preparations. — Leopold Trepper
X?) It made me rezliae that my FB status can contribute to someone's insecurity or uneasiness. I wouldn't say that I'm always cheerful or optimistic… — Neayshia
The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the box labelled Want… — Julian
Relationships this days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls and feelings becomes status updates — Insane & Insomniac
Relationships These Days Are Harder Now Because CONVERSATIONS Become TEXTING, ARGUMENTS Become PHONE CALLS, and FEELINGS Become STATUS UPDATES !!! — Alexis Williams
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan
You're not satisfied with your life? Complain about it on the facebook, God must be subscribed to your updates. — Amit Verma
Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who… — Stephanie:)
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same links status updates… — Kevin McCarty
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people like it. The… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Some people just need to change their status updates to, Needs attention. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything? — Nishan Singh
There is nothing worse than being unhappy because you have decided to let your circumstances decide what you feel inside. Until you really decide that… — Tamika-leeigh
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja

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