Uncle Vernon Quotes

15 quotes by 2 authors

I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got a… — Lee Friedlander
And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I had a dream about a motorcycle," said Harry, remembering suddenly. "It was flying." Uncle Vernon nearly crashed into the car in front. He turned… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
They heard the click of the mail slot and flop of letters on the doormat. "Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in his brand new uniform...As he looked at Dudley in his new knickerbockers, Uncle… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The fridge had been emptied of all Dudleyâ€™s favorite things â€” fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers â€” and filled instead with fruit… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasleyâ€™s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh. Every bit of… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs," he added to Uncle Vernon. "And… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he? — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You can't give a Dementor the old one-two! — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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