Uncle Rico Quotes
- How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've… — Napoleon Dynamite
- Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. — Napoleon Dynamite
- Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get… — Napoleon Dynamite
- Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead… — Napoleon Dynamite