Ump Quotes
- One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and… — Satchel Paige
- In all my years of play, I never saw an ump deliberately make an unfair decision. They really called them as they saw 'em. — Honus Wagner
- Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on? — Amos Otis
- YEAH!! AH-UMP YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!! — Chad Anderson