Umm Quotes

56 quotes by 53 authors

Umm, what I do in life I nun of your bissness,who I go with is nun of your bissness, where I go in life is… — Star Towns
Umm, are you really just gvniig this info out for nothing? — Ollie
No Bitch You Gimee Cookie ! umm numm numm numm — Cookie Monster
Him:what does salope mean? me:look it up in a dictionary! him:ok.....umm this doesn't make sense... me:let me see...OHHH SHIT..you we're looking at the wrong definition… — Spanky Pants
Mother: Im going to the meat shop Daughter: What for? Mother: Umm to get a rubber duck Daughter: Oh I never thought you could get… — Shannon
If you think that I'm bitch , umm.. scuze me bitch look you in the mirror ! — Bitch03 :)
Umm am I missing ntoemhisg? It is Bob Marley, right? And it says Bob Marley in it. Yeah the 'e' and 'y' is hard to… — Matt
Chain all V.S. I ain't with the B.S. Catch me in your city riding hard through the B.X. Skinny nigga but I do it Large… — Meek Mill
I am very content Tripps awesomeI know that Gods plan for me was to have Tripp and it definitely made me grow, but I dont… — Bristol Palin
Some guy just asked me if my dog was a pomegranate. I said 'Umm no that would be a fruit.' Lol. — Chanel Dudley
Makes me laugh how every rapper goes around sayin things like, I fucked yo bitch....umm since when was getting sloppy seconds a cool thing? — Brian Zilinek
You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you… — Kevin James
Hey umm excuse me miss umm Hey you should try to get your whole face in the picture not just your boobs. — Armin Ferizovic
I'm boRed out of my mind, so herE I Am, taLking to some of my friends in my contacts List. you are one, so here… — Guardian
I'm writing a new song guys actually four of them now. I'm in the middle of writing them all. I will post the lyrics of… — Megannn(:
No one is perfect. Everyone has skeletons in their closet, and umm... I believe in letting those skeletons out, the truth will set you free. — Jayy Von Monroe

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