Uh Well Quotes
- Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them… — Eddie Izzard
- Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should… — George Burns
- You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible… — Bill Hicks